Lincoln: "I'm just sorry I did that, Mom."
Me: "Don't be sorry, you couldn't help it, it will be alright I had to clean this bathroom anyway."
Lincoln: "What would happen if Dad had been walking by when I threw up?"
Me: "Well, I would probably be cleaning up two throw-ups, yours and Dad's."
Lincoln: "I know, sometimes it's hard being a mom, huh."
Me: (laughing) "Yes, yes it is. But I love you so it's all good"